By Jason Michael

TAKE A DEEP BREATH, I’m about to mansplain shoes and women in politics. Some context: Scotland’s Daily Record newspaper – a notorious unionist tabloid – revealed to its readership yesterday that the SNP’s Eva Bolander, the Lord Provost of the city of Glasgow, “billed the taxpayer for 23 pairs of shoes as part of an £8000 spending spree on clothing and beauty products,” a juicy SNP-bad story the BBC never failed to exploit. Always the master of projection – the art of blaming one’s opponents for one’s own wicked proclivities, the British nationalist press loves nothing more than a good expenses scandal – and, let’s face it, there’s something sexy (ahem) about an expenses scandal in delicious six-inch heels. So, now that Scots are all handbags at dawn over the rights and wrongs of Bolander’s publicly funded high street splurge, I’m thinking this is something we ought to discuss in a wee bit more detail.

EU Citizens for an Independent Scotland’s creative director, Ellen Höfer, was quick to take me to task on social media for attempting to offer some perspective, saying she’d prefer politicians just kept their noses clean. Well, here’s the thing – she right, the world would indeed be a better place if politicians put as much distance between themselves and trouble as they often manage to put between themselves and their constituency surgeries. It should come as no surprise, however, that this isn’t exactly a perfect world, and politicians – like the rest of us – will misbehave. Few of us would agree that it was right for Lavish MacTavish to spend what to many of us seems like an obscene amount of money of footwear and anti-wrinkle cream (or whatever these beauty products were), especially when, as Miss Donna Babington reminds us, there are so many in Glasgow’s housing estates living in real poverty. Yes, sure, spending expenses money on shoes is morally dubious – but it’s not illegal, and she under-spent her tab by £2,000. While this is no excuse, it does have to be seen against other, far more serious, council spending scandals (with a nod to Grenfell Tower).

So long as we live in a world where the Scottish parliament’s former Presiding Officer, Tricia Marwick, insists that male politicians “wear a shirt AND tie,” we also live in a world where women are expected to dress in a certain way. Let me be clear, these are not my rules. I make a point of never dressing the way I am expected to dress. Other than the fact that I just don’t look good in black (it does nothing for my skin tone), the cassock, stock, and Roman collar are self-defeating in the twenty-first century; they look is far too authoritarian. It’s not my place, then, to tell anyone how to dress for work, but others do, and those forces are quite compelling – especially (and unfairly in my opinion) for women in business and politics. After John F. Kennedy it was no secret that looks and the cut of someone’s jib went a long way at the polls, and with Coco Chanel of all people pronouncing that “a woman with good shoes is never ugly,” the rules of the game appear to be already set.

Again, we might not like it, but the tabloid and glossy media are powerful political and cultural instruments, and they do set the pace of the contest in which people win and lose in the social and political arenas. What this means, in effect, is that until we can get to that 1984 age of aesthetic egalitarianism – grey aseptic chic? – women in business and politics are putting themselves at a distinct disadvantage when they take their fashion cues from the Mennonites. In no way am I saying this is right – it is positively wrong, but these are the rules, and until we can change the fundamental structural issues behind this reality this will continue to be the case.

Social media exploded when Theresa May came to meet Nicola Sturgeon at Bute House – two politicians at the top of their game (well, Nicola Sturgeon was) – and all the media was capable of was a close-up of their high-heel shoes. Like it or not, this is an expectation of women in politics – and how the media responds to how women dress makes all the difference at the ballot box. And this observation of this unjust and unfair reality, that haute couture and the right hair are expected of women – while we can’t change it, has to bring us to a place where we have to at least consider that expensive shoes and bulky enamel jewellery are part of a corporate and political uniform – and if that is the case, then why shouldn’t it be expenses deductible? It’s all very well to take the moral high ground on the obligation of these politicians to put the poor first – a terrain I rather like to occupy, but what use is this when without meeting the dress and image expectations means electoral defeat? What good can a politician do – think Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders here – when their arguments are dismissed in the papers on account of them smelling faintly of cabbage and being decked out like secondary school Geography teachers? This is cost of entry stuff.

Personally, I think it’s all a bit twisted. But, as things are, there is no escaping the reality that these things matter in public life. Those in the independence movement right now scaling the moral heights of Mount Holier Than Thou, I can’t help but notice, aren’t exactly looking into the cost of Nicola Sturgeon’s obvious fashion transformation. Clearly, someone in SNP HQ sussed the advantages to be had in constructing of more polished image – and that is no bad thing. Here in Ireland, once upon a time, Sinn Féin was toxic at the polls. More than the politics of violence and the violence in politics, there was Gerry Adams’ woolly jumpers. Somewhere between the signing of the Good Friday Agreement and the rise of Mary Lou McDonald it all became less tiocfaidh ár lá and more Chucky Armani – and guess what?! Voters responded. It’s not rocket science. Bob Marley, I think it was, said: “Politics no interest me. Dem devil business.” It sure is the devil’s business, and – as I have come to see – the devil wears Prada.


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5 thoughts on “A Woman with Good Shoes

  1. YES really are still crap at politics

    This story is the perfect illustration that it will still dance at so many Unionist “dead cat” stories. This one is painful as it is such an obvious “hair shirt” outrage.. The story is timed to suck oxygen away from both the Brexit disaster and post indy march glow. Anyone who can’t recognise that is just being naive.

    To have YES itself feed this shite is just depressing.
    This behaviour is getting to the point were Indy is a real live “Waiting for Godot” – a depressingly circular expectation where Indy never arrives.

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    1. P.S.
      I would have thought YES would have learnt to test claims through a sceptical lens by now. People need to ask why YES hasn’t learnt anything after 7years since 2012.

      The SNP playing dead-duck / “lets save England” has really taken the direction out of the campaign and stopped it preparing for what awaits. This may be NS’s and the SNP’s greatest failure.

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  2. And even yet it never seems to occur to these trained “so called” journalists,that the real story about this Lady , if , a story at all is……..
    As the control to examine the Lord Provost expenses!
    Given the demands on female politicians to have a much larger range of clothing , and that these are legitimate claims. That female clothes,shoes and accessories are generally more expensive that the male equivalent and that this was a budget underspend ! It should therefore be very simple to demonstrate how much cheaper it has been to maintain the many previous Male Lord Provist’s?
    And if not ….. Why not

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    1. @Liz g
      OMG – Can you imagine the tabloid stories if it was deemed she was “under dressed”/ I can see it now – “SNP disrespect Glasgow”. “SNP unfit to govern”.

      Either Scotland is a serious European country and Glasgow is its largest city – or its just a UK backwater….YES need to choose.

      Are we seeing another case of letting the Union press set the agenda and leaving the victim out to dry? To me, this has that whiff of another Michelle Thompson debacle where YES and the SNP failed to stand up for people falsely accused.

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