Not even 80 Caps for England is enough to win the respect of the Little Englander villagers. Gary Lineker asks what has happened to England and the English internet gets broken. Imagine what they’d do if he was black.
I’ve never been a massive fan of Walkers crisps, but Gary Lineker has always been a decent sort. We could even go as far as saying that he was the Phillip Schofield of English football. Every mother loved him. Now he is as hated as Diego Maradona, and all because he looked at the right-wing British media’s disgusting headers on Syrian refugees and dared to ask what the hell has happened to his country.
The Sun has led the tabloid press in calling for his sacking from Match of the Day – that bastion of English nationalism – and set upon him the hordes of nasty, small-minded, and illiterate Twitter trolls. So we have decided to take a look at what has been going on over his account, and it has left us asking – What the feck is wrong with England?
Getting a bit of a spanking today, but things could be worse: Imagine, just for a second, being a refugee having to flee from your home.—
Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker any moving down your street? I very much doubt it.—
The Carbz (@TheCarbz87) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker Yes France is a horrifying place to be! And all of the other safe countries crossed whilst "fleeing"—
SuzyLovett (@suzy_lovett) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker come on then mother Theresa, can you explain why these 'migrants' didn't stay in France? Wakey Wakey—
Chris Machin (@BossTime49) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker come and live in hexthorpe in doncaster and watch them shit in the streets and make old people to scared to walk the streets—
dannyboults (@dirkdiggler29) October 21, 2016
James Rice (@jamesrice_72) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker why are there no homes for the homeless in the uk but homes for syrian 'children'??—
bryan cusack (@cusack_bryan) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker Ask Why they leave their wife & kids behind in a war zone,This lads dad has been in Birmingham for 10 yrs#GetYourFamilyOutFirst—
wayne williamson. (@coventryfox) October 21, 2016
Dean Fackerell (@deanfwhu) October 21, 2016
Richard Cowley (@RichardCowley2) October 21, 2016
Then something completely different from the “divisive nationalists” up here in Scotland:
Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) October 21, 2016
Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) October 21, 2016
@GaryLineker Just thought we should let you know: You're Scotland's favourite footballer right now. Thanks for your humanity.—
Butterfly Rebellion (@Butterfly_Reb) October 21, 2016
Goodness only knows where this Theresa May gets the impression that we are all one United Kingdom. Not sure what Gary makes of the SPL, but we should offer him a job on the telly once we have independence.